Familiarisation within the base? In other words ni mimi nipige roundi kwa bedsitter yangu right?

A minute of honest work.

The year is 2035 and Kipchumba Murkomen just resigned from his World Bank job to run for president on the background of a widespread protest on police brutality, his supporters claim he is the solution to these problems that young Kenyans face. This tweet is not about Murkomen.

Hii baridi ya Meru inaover-do.

Captains drink and know things.

Not what I signed up for. Wekeni za kahawa.

Watu wametoka kwa poverty wakashika pesa kidogo are the worst bosses at the workplace. Very disgusting human beings.

Facts!

I never thought I would ever meet someone who hates Ruto than me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

'A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole' is peak creativity 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Took me 20 mins to get it though

Hello Safaricom PLC, please stop bombarding me with promos. I switched to Airtel Kenya ages ago. But as the saying goes, niko na nyinyi sababu ya watoto.😡😡

🤣🤣🤣smh

Let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. If he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. If the elephant kills him, his poverty ends.

Hello everyone, I'm reaching out for financial help to clear my school fees balance, I've been doing my best to manage, but I can no longer keep it up myself. My fee balance is 28k. I have managed to pay the rest. Paybill 300059 Ac/no C01/0306/2021 0707045841 -Kagendo

WANTAM!!

Jirani will have a field day bwana.

The chants all the way from Kasarani about to slap haaaard. #RutoMustGo

Yvonne Okwara can/should do better after the break.

Man, I found a woman who believed in me. Healed my past traumas and l'm a better version of myself and she helped me elevate. I love her. ❤️