My a few months out-of-date Heroes & Villains Tour is still available to watch, if you fancy a misty-eyed trip down memory lane.

Listen to this. We talk about poppadoms.

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'A government which treads more lightly on your lives'

You’re aware they be been in government for merely a matter of weeks right? I think the previous guys might have had a tiny hand in the appalling immigration crisis we have in this country.

Pope Francis warns it’s ‘a grave sin’ to reject migrants during an audience at St. Peter’s Square, a large ornate plaza inside his exclusively walled-off city state.

That was actually a mirror.

Yes, a smoking ban is definitely comparable to the Holocaust. If you’re a histrionic lunatic.

I’m not defending the smoking ban, I’m saying comparing it to genocide is perhaps just a tad disproportionate.

For everyone who seems to think I am in favour of this smoking ban thing (quite where you git that idea I’m not sure), but I think it’s a bollocks idea and have no idea why Starner would squander his political capital on it. Now could you all fuck off please.

Pot. Kettle.

The optics of this are fucking terrible. Not Labour’s best start.

After all, he did such a good job at Twitter

And in other news, ‘Bear shits in wood.’ Tories contributed to financial uncertainty - official bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Oof! Bit embarrassing!

‘The Prittster’? Really?