The letter b in the word ‘debt’

Does framing a news story as EXCLUSIVE make it more exclusivey than just being exclusive?

Back to writing about climate change - not depressing at all.

'How was Vegas? You see any great shows?'

Matchday. #NUFC

This is how you do spoof comedy. The budget for this scene alone, along with some great writing, with huge attention to detail. Legendary films.

Whyte’s ring walk longer than his performance

Had a nightmare I was on Dragons Den and pitching the concept of a calzone. Was looking for £150k investment for a 3% stake. Didn’t go well.

Gee, hope we sign him.

Told ya lol 🦆🦆🦆🦆

Give Mark McAdam a pay rise 👏👏👏👏 Great stuff this. #nufc

That fucking Isak celebration is going to be doing the rounds tonight isn’t it

Never knew I’d be enjoying Will Smith’s downfall so much