My Twitter fee is going through it after the season finale of #severance

Forgive me if I don’t feel “liberated”.

I need a drink after watching this

Me vs. Inner Demons.

War is never inevitable. Weapons can and must fall silent, for they never solve problems but only intensify them. Those who sow peace will endure throughout history, not those who reap victims. Others are not enemies to hate but human beings with whom to speak.

(softly) Norm….

Yes. Jesus loves the industrial military complex. Jesus loves bombs. Jesus loves cruise missiles. I remember the beatitude: Blessed are the drone strikes. Thank you for not being afraid to bring Jesus into all of this. Whew. Finally.

This is the new “Seven Fishes” episode.

1980s Italo synth-pop is making a comeback

Wow, these Superman movie promotions are getting intense.

Andre Iguodala cannot be forgiven.

The poor guys who showed up without ornate mustaches were immediately executed after this photo.

This feels like a news headline playing in the background during a scene in a zombie movie a day before the outbreak starts.

#poetry

I’m just like God. I haven’t read the Bible either.

I mean…

A society without empathy isn’t one.

I’d like a 3000 year mortgage.

#poetry

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life