today's the feast of St Lucy who's said to have lost her eyes (or removed them herself) and in the true roman catholic tradition of rubbing it in, has been depicted throughout the ages holding a pair of eyeballs on a little plate

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Wisst ihr, was ich jetzt so gar nicht brauchte? Dass wohl mein Fahrrad, meine schöne Leeze, heute Nacht ausm Hausflur geklaut wurde. 😥

Fiesemöpp ey! Sollen die sich kaputtärgern an meiner kaputten Klingel!

Really want to start referring to the German language in English as “Theedish”

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1329

Someone better publish a Bible translation where Ἰωάννης ὁ βαπτιστής is rendered as “Jack the Dipper” or so help me God I will fuck myself with an entire Volkswagen

Krass!!! Hätte NIE damit gerechnet, dass die echt so aussehen.

The Brutalist architecture and greenery of the Barbican Conservatory 📍London, England

Hear me out (via reddit.com/r/norge/s/HwzJ…)

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perry the sitting platypus!

Les chaussettes arte RESTENT pendant le sexe

The preterite of “tweet” is “twat”

My sexuality is just "Dano-Norwegian Scientist"