My family downsized from 2 cars to 1 EV. Is this saving the world?

Tired of all the wokeness in academia

Took my camera down to a pier where I was told there was a one-finned dolphin. This dude looked at me and was like, “I chased that idiot off weeks ago.” - - - #myfujifilm

I attended Purdue from 2004-2010. Clearly all the success the 2024 basketball team is having is thanks to me and the lasting mark I left. #BoilerUp

You’re watching Fallout. I’m living it.

With all apologies to Taylor Swift , we only got through half the opening track before my 2 year old declared we were “all done” and change to “Elmo’s song.” The queen took her shot but couldn’t dethrone the furry red king.

One of the greatest race horses of all time begins his quest for glory today at the #KentuckyDerby. His name will be amongst the greats: Man of War, Secretariat, & Mystik Dan. I can’t wait for there to be a triple crown winner named after a guy who sells crystals at a truck stop.

Jimmy John’s casually threatening to nuke the Mediterranean.

Somewhere a psychopath is crafting a terrible LinkedIn post about how the northern lights are a perfect example of how working nights and weekends produces striking beauty. Don’t be that guy.

Waiting for the R5 Mk II

I’m 39 years old. I have 2 masters degrees. I just had to look up the definition of a word used on NASCAR.com. Apparently they all know how to turn left and what “peripatetic” means.

the dreams we had as children

Happy Father’s Day. I hope you had enough good parallel parking jobs to land you on the Nice list so the spirit of Bob Vila brings you a fresh pair of New Balances.

None of you has ever seen an F5?

Show me the peer-review.

Happy 4th of July from this auto shop that exclusively works in German cars. 🎇

Anamorphic aquarium.

When I got my MBA we were reading all these Harvard Business Review cases about Xerox and US Steel, but never about small businesses like the lady who sells used mirrors on Facebook dressed as a ghost.

Some say the scariest undead ghoul of all is this platform.