Dear Lee, I meant to tweet sooner but I just been busy. Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan... but you’re asking the wrong number 7 #damn

Fair play I’ve watched Good Morning Britain a fair few times in the past few weeks. They’ve had two “department ministers” on air... the “minister of safeguarding” and last week the “minister of care” and not any of them have got a fucking clue what’s going on 😳.

...Piers Morgan has pulled their pants down time after time. MPs on top dollar supposedly helping to run/support our country and they genuinely couldn’t answer basic questions.

They haven’t even bothered to do their homework to cover their own arses given the current circumstances we are in. It’s embarrassing... and yet there are complete melts all over the country ringing up ofcom to complain about Piers Morgan asking them “difficult” questions 😂

... if you are one these people please proceed to put yourself in between two slices of bread and repeat a 100 times that you are a fucking idiot sandwich.

This is the only (semi)-political post you will get from me. It is not party orientated either... but we should all be enraged by the sheer lack of “care” and “safeguarding” work their actually is at the top whilst people are dying in hospital from Coronavirus...

.. and Doctors, Nurses, Carehome Workers and all other key workers are putting themselves at risk every day because these twats continue to be oblivious to what’s going on!! Unbelievable!!

Dominic Cummings is late for his statement because there’s traffic on the A1.

The most uncomfortable I’ve seen an Englishman in a press conference since a 7-0 defeat in Barcelona

The only thing he’s cleared up is why he doesn’t speak in public much

Out of interest, does his wife drive?

People taking/sharing videos of people literally dying after being stabbed in the Reading attack... ABSOLUTE WORST BEINGS! VILE-SCUM

How has Ritson got that decision? 🤣

Good question @allisonpearson! What did they do in China and Wuhan that has allowed them to get back to normal?

He’s probably a nice guy. But also a bit of a thick Cunt 😂

147 goals 4 defeats 2 trophies, 2 runners up spots. Any time you want to disappoint me again, Reds, feel free.

The black slim shady got Rap Devil looking like ETHER 🤦🏽‍♂️

lads is it democracy if it requires a full scale revolution for the public to be able to change anything?