The is one of the greatest opening tracks of all time

Sorry babe but I can’t make Valentine’s Day brunch, I have to go to Autism Awareness Day at the Conte Forum.

I don’t think it’s the greatest joke ever written but arrested development’s “do you know where I can get those necklaces with a ‘t’ on it?” “A cross?” “Across from where?” Pops into my head often. Across from where? Lol

Keith Hernandez is going to love Bo Bichette The amount of MMMs we’re going to get when Bo lines a single the other way. Non stop

if you want me to paris taxes

woke up thinking about the fake ohtani they used for picture day one season

If you're single on Valentine's Day it's cuz you're ugly. Don't ever forget that. If you looked better you would have the person you want

Frito-Lay introduces a new kind of corn chip, “Tostito’s Scoops.”

The Jeremy Piven Experience $110-$150

miss when pre-cancellation Win Butler would roll up to the NBA All Star celebrity game every year and drop like 50 on the kid from Modern Family or something

Kanye West - Wolves ft. Vic Mensa, Sia (Live on Saturday Night Live — 2016)

U know who’s not in the Epstein files? OJ Simpson.

February 16th, 2004

Robert Duvall made his first movie with Gregory Peck and then lived long enough to make a movie with the basketball player Juancho Hernangómez

people think losing weight and getting fit requires macros and dieting and science when really all you need is to deeply hate who you are and work out accordingly

Just remember that Clairo reacted to the Luka trade

do you guys remember when cameron winter preformed at Carnegie hall and i was in the room and watching him perform at Carnegie hall

“John from Merrick, gahead” “Hey Mike how’s it goin? You eva think that when Joan of Arc comes to town she grabs dinner with Noah?”