Here's a little mini-thread, to test your imagination. 1. Imagine your child has been bitten by a rabid dog. 2. Imagine you, in a panic, driving the child to A&E. 3. Imagine the A&E doctor telling you all about his very tame and non-rabid dog, instead of deaing with your child.

4. Imagine him saying you need to think less about the rabid dog, and more about all the good dogs in the world. 5. Imagine going home at last, to be faced by all your neighbours, all of them keen to explain that their dog would never bite a child.

6. Imagine your neighbours telling you that if the child hadn't been outside, they wouldn't have been bitten. 7. Imagine people saying that your child probably teased the dog into biting them, anyway. 8. Imagine people saying that the dog wasn't really rabid.

If you can imagine all of this, then you shouldn't have any difficulty understanding why #NotAllMen sucks. If you can't, then you're part of the problem.

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The Home Office has admitted that callers to its emergency Afghan aid hotline were redirected to a washing machine repair company. You couldn’t make it up. This government’s incompetence is ludicrous and dangerous. thenational.scot/news/19535969.…

Dear Martin Lewis, Call yourself a money saving expert? Boris Johnson just blew you out of the water, mate.

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