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The market is still pricing ETH as a speculative asset while it's quietly becoming critical global financial infrastructure. The asset is ETH, the yield is Ether Machine (ETHM) and the ticker is $DYNX 🫡

Starting tomorrow, our ticker will speak for itself: $ETHM. The Ether Machine: producing, compounding Ethereum.

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The Machine is shifting into new gear. Today, our ticker changes from $DYNX to $ETHM. The asset is ether, the yield is The Ether Machine, and... the ticker is $ETHM!

The ticker is $ETHM on Nasdaq Exchange Welcome, machinists ⚙️

Though $SOL recently saw an uptick in realized cap growth - a sign of new inflows - and #Ethereum plateaued, $ETH continues to lead. Over the past month, #ETH’s realized cap grew +9.4% vs +4.9% for $SOL and +2.6% for $BTC.

Good morning, Machinists. We just raised another 150,000 #ETH in August ($654M). This is the largest follow on investment of any crypto treasury company thus far, bringing our total committed capital up to >$2.5B ⬇️

We are aware of social media posts by an employee regarding the shooting of Charlie Kirk that were a clear violation of our policy. Nasdaq has a zero-tolerance policy toward violence and any commentary that condones or celebrates violence. The employee in question has been

Today marks 3 years since The Ethereum Merge.

Wall Street’s $$ trillions run on decades-old rails. Ethereum is the only blockchain combining scale, privacy, neutrality, and real security. – $100B staked, 1M+ validators – ZK privacy, not “honest party” smoke – Institutions build L2s, inherit Ethereum’s security – No downtime

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We have generated 1,350+ ETH in staking rewards, compounding in our machine. We are fully staked, top ~5% validator efficiency, zero outsourced mgmt fees. Vertical integration = market-leading yield for shareholders. The ticker is $ETHM ⚙️

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We are a purpose-built digital asset treasury structured to generate and optimize ETH-denominated yield through staking, restaking, and participating in the broader Ethereum DeFi ecosystem. Ether Machine (ETHM)’s founding team has significant institutional ETH staking experience,

The signal is strong. Ignore the noise.

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"I believe Ethereum is the only blockchain capable of being the substrate to the next generation of the internet." Andrew Keys on Medici Network Just look at the facts -- there are $250Bn of high quality liquid assets, and 90% settle to Ethereum. We have reached escape

Last week was another headliner for the Ethereum ecosystem, especially for institutional frontiers: 🇯🇵 Japan’s yen-backed stablecoin (JPYC) officially launched on Ethereum 🇰🇷 Korea’s KRW stablecoin announced, launching on Base (Eth L2) 🧱 Ethereum apps now hold $370B in user