It pains me to post this…

If Christian McCaffrey scores 2 touchdowns against the Rams, I will text my wife's ex and tell him she's still in love with him. Idk where else to go with this bit, amigos.

🚨 BREAKING: Christian McCaffrey is listed on the 49ers depth chart as the RB1, QB2, WR1, and TE1 ahead of tonight's TNF matchup vs. the Rams

Nigga shadow look like Kermit 😭

Halftime fantasy leaderboard: 🔴 C. McCaffrey: 19.9 pts 🔴 M. Jones: 15.36 pts 🔵 K. Williams: 12.6 pts 🔴 J. Tonges: 11.3 pts 🔴 K. Bourne: 9.4 pts 🔴 D. Robinson: 6.9 pts 🔵 M. Stafford: 6.36 pts 🔵 P. Nacua: 5.4 pts

WNBA FINALS! I gave you 1H Mercury ML +140 & got the W I gave you 1H Aces TT O44.5 & got the W I gave you 1H Fever TT O39.5 & got the W To unlock it🔥 ❤️ Like + Reply “W”

Prayers up to Mac Jones 🙏 (🎥: NFL)

Get that nigga Devante 3 more catches I’ll shut my bitch ass up till Monday 😭🤣

“I don’t even care about her anymore bro”

2 more Devante 2 fucking more 🙏🏾

Devante for 1 more catch 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Everyone who bet on Kendrick Bourne tonight

Kendrick Bourne and Mac Jones on a random Thursday in October:

I’m telling yall I know fucking ball NFL hire me as an analyst 😂

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