WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE’RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I’M EATING THE WIND

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

If only!

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend - @GarthBrooks! May 18th can't come soon enough... 🎸: bit.ly/2A5JFBU

I really wish my dog could talk....

Somehow coffee tastes better when you’re not headed to work...

you have a legal obligation. to let me rest my noggin. in your lap. whenever i so desire. it’s the law