I can‘t tell if my daughter’s smashing plates all over the kitchen floor or singing the theme song to Paw Patrol.

‘When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.’ - Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

Last year, I was sexually assaulted. Because of the #metoo movement I felt that I could report it - and that I had no need to feel ashamed. If it was not for #metoo I’d still be keeping it secret. I was able to heal because of the courage of other women. Thank you. #IWD2019

Whatever you think of Shamima Begum, it is an appalling truth that her baby’s death from pneumonia in a Syrian refugee camp, was utterly avoidable. And that the loss of three babies in a row, is enough to turn any woman, or man, towards a kind of madness

Jennifer Lopez’s engagement ring is valued at $5 million dollars. Kim Kardashian is crying on the inside!

Also reminded of this 2016 Tim Urban piece: waitbutwhy.com/2016/05/clueyn…. My friends and I have used the word cluey approximately 3840946 times since reading.

Me: We must be confident and positive! We are more than our bodies! Screw the patriarchy for making us feel shame! Hooray for feminism and radical self love! Also me: This necklace is sitting weird. Did my neck get fat in the night?

You’d think a journalist might actually READ a data-driven book that asks important ques like: why are seatbelts designed to fit, & therefore protect, men not women?The Spectator this is Katie Hopkins fodder. It’s tired, crap, sensationalist journalism. Find someone better!

I literally cannot concentrate on any work this morning because all I can think about is that UNBELIEVABLY SEXY SCENE IN FLEABAG

I spoke to Curtis Brown Creative about the writing course I did with them, and my first book The Comeback 💛

Lena Dunham on Love Island for @Guardian is possibly my favourite thing she has ever written. Thank you Dolly Alderton for bringing to my attn theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

My debut novel The Comeback is officially available to pre-order in the US ☁️cover reveal + more info coming soooon ☁️ (PS. THIS IS WILD 🖤) ☁️ penguinrandomhouse.com/books/612530/t…

If you have Aesop soap it actually costs you money to stay at home and wash your hands.

Please urgently extend the SEISS support scheme Rishi Sunak it runs out in 4 days and we're really worried platform.organise.org.uk/campaigns/rish…

“Look mum, I’m on … nevermind”

☀☀☀ #sun #sunshine #summer instagram.com/p/Y0D_XHtveP/

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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