As someone who can't fake laugh, I'm pretty sure I've disappointed every person who has ever tried to show me a funny video on their phone.

Procrastination is actually the best, don't let the naysayers get to you.

If I can take 3 naps in one day, I'll finally reach slumberjack status.

People who say "I wish this night would never end!" Have clearly never experienced the gloriousness of daytime.

Sometimes I forget to "live, laugh, and love", but then I see one of those signs and it all comes flooding back.

One of the most important life lessons I've learned is to never overstuff your burrito.

"Time is of the essence" is one of those rare and wonderful phrases you can sprinkle into any situation to make it worse.

If I read a book for 3 hours, does that make me a binge-reader? Should I seek help

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Not being in debt is the new rich.

Day ?? of lockdown: My onion has sprouted and I gave it a face.

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Soup is just lunch cereal

If you use the pain and suffering of others for personal gain, you are not an activist.

If you don't channel your anger into something positive, you're just passing it to someone else.

Running through 2020 like:

Found a comic I made back when I thought I was funny

As we approach the midnight hour, please join me in mourning this grilled cheese sandwich that I ate way too fast

I found a sock in my pocket today and immediately put it on. Who am I to deny the will of my dryer?

i drew a comic about a puppet