Is this Donald J. Trump arriving in London?

Shame on you Kwik Fit CS #Cricklewood £175 to change a tyre and lying about another tyre having a nail in and wanting £340. An honest garage did it for £75. Avoid.

Dear Boris Johnson, There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery here’s a few pointers for your next stab in the dark -

Bin Khairul Nazrulhaq I have found your wallet. DM me

2rd man Arrested on suspicion of sexual Assaults around Willesden Green station cllr Tariq Dar

The #smallest but possibly the best #graffiti #streetart I have ever seen!! #tiny #funny #talented #London #columbiaroad @ Columbia Road Flower Market instagram.com/p/BpND8Txnvas/…

Hi OpenRent please can you take down your board outside 42 Ivy Road now the property is let? Thank you!

.Electric Brixton hello, do you have set times for hvob pls ta

Day 6 of waiting for Tiger Sheds to deliver missing parts for a shed despite many promises. What an absolute shambles.

Hi Greenacres Camping hope you have a great Glastonbury weekend. Seriously gutted not to be there this weekend! Hopefully next year!! Jim

I fell of my bike today and ended up in #A&E. The way I was treated from start to finish was #AMAZING. Thank you #UCH Thank you #NHS. Nothing #broken, just #dented

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Angel Comedy on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron patreon.com/angelcomedy?ut…

UK Parliament: Dominic Cummings must be sacked - Sign the Petition! chng.it/MLb9vX8z via Change.org UK

We’re absolutely disgusted that Boris Johnson has put protecting Dominic Cummings above the health of this country Please RT if you are too

A very worthy cause for a donation….DEC Ukraine Humanitarian Appeal to help provide aid to people fleeing the conflict. Can you help? bit.ly/3tnSOBo

Desperately seeking someone Brent Council who is responsible for a recently refurbished mental health property on Cranhurst Road NW2 which has again been taken over by drug dealers. Becky Byrne Cllr Tariq Dar MBE. So far no one Brent Council is interested. It's shocking.

Hi Electric Ballroom have you got the set times for tonight please? Cheers