Isn’t it weird how we all have a friend, that has a friend, that sold weed to Snoop Dogg?

Maybe this is just Howie Mandel’s way of making sure no comedian will ever try to shake his hand.

I can't eat Burger King anymore because it smells like my landlord.

PHOTO: Great shot of the comics who were on the JUST FOR LAUGHS Showcase YukYuk's Vancouver last night for @JFLNorthWest. 📸Dan Dion #jflnw17

I guarantee if there was an atheist church, you'd never see a line-up of homeless people waiting for hot meals in front of it.

Attention hack comics I'm watching Predator and he screams at the top of his lungs when he says "get to the choppa" Your impression sucks

It's not a funeral until my dad and my uncle almost get in a fist fight #ripunclemoe

LET ME BACK UP AND START IN THE MIDDLE! As I was writing this review, a herd of screaming children ran up & down … yelp.com/biz/desert-hot…

Tonight on Co-op Radio 100.5 FM at 11, we've got James Kennedy in studio with us on What's So Funny? wsf1027fm.blogspot.ca/2017/03/mar-19…

That Time I Bombed: James Kennedy runs into some trouble with eight cops: straight.com/arts/885706/ti… via Georgia Straight #YVRComedy

My weekly #standupcomedy show #HandcuffComedy has the hilarious James Kennedy headlining… instagram.com/p/BTeqGd5h9dG/

#Calgary Def catch James Kennedy headlining Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club Calgary @ Elbow River Casino this wknd w/MC Tony Binns! + Adrienne Fish 2night only! bit.ly/YY-Calgary

The Vancouver Magazine folks recommended our show! Whatcha gonna do? Not go? Nope. See you tonight, 9pm, Granville Beer. vanmag.com/city/what-to-d…

May 19-20 | 2 shows avail. to see Chris Griffin yummy bunny and James Kennedy take our stage and make your belly hurt this weekend.

If you get to be a Marvel/DC superhero in films, your day job for the duration should be visiting sick kids. No exceptions.

Tonight in The Taproom at Granville Beer. Here's a Facebook event you can click if you're feeling frisky. facebook.com/events/2433867…

Hockeys expensive. When I was a kid I never got to play ice hockey because my mom couldn't afford to have her son grow up to be a douchebag.

August 11-12 | James Kennedy is going to kill it this weekend headlining with these funny guys joining him Phillip Kopczynski Kelly Dyer

If you're wondering how much it costs to be allowed to buy a gram of some super illegal dirt weed off a cranked out meth head in Lombok, Indonesia it's $300,000 rupiah and a brand new bikini for your girlfriend