Portland is basically Mogadishu

My dad thing is I buy something on Amazon and then spend the time waiting for it to be delivered by watching reviews of the thing on YouTube to reaffirm my decision. I take great pleasure in this.

AI can’t handle an 11x developer like me. It breaks when it processes any repo I’ve worked on.

I need to know if the #medbeds will remove the Little Debbie’s Christmas Tree cakes from my gastrointestinal system so I can fit more Little Debbie’s Christmas Tree cakes in my body.

Could you imagine being a Grindr app and every time you’re near a Republican you crash?

Pete Hegseth spent so much tax payer money to drag all those flag officers to DC just to make them sit through the bitchiest Ted talk ever devised. Except he was an infantry officer with no Ranger tab so we’re calling it a Leg talk. politico.com/news/2025/09/3…

You’d think if Hegseth is so anti trans people in the military that he’d MANDATE beards instead of banning them but go off I guess 💅

I borrowed against my ETF funds to bankroll my daughters school fundraising to ensure she gets recognition for top sales and my voter registration changed to Republican on its own

Will do NASA stuff for food

I took a critical race theory course but watched world rally championship in ever lecture

I thought raw dogging meant to eat a cold hot dog straight from the package

We’ve lost sight of what’s really important: the shape rotators.

Protip: You can just add a Sora watermark to any video and no one will believe it’s real. You’re welcome.

Ea Nasir is still getting dragged online almost 4,000 years later can you think of a worse fate?

I figured out the api call to reset the simulation like 5 years ago I’m just seeing how weird things can get before I fire it off

I bought more ammo instead of going to the No Kings protest. Seems more productive.

Aura farming at the federal employee homeless shelter

Some gunner set the fuse wrong or something. It’s like they’re TRYING to make Newsome look good. nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/…