If you want a friend to kiss on and be touchy with that means ur gay sista

Instagram stories is proof that people will not fck with you but still check to see what you're up to.

NOPE

can U please reply to my Texts before I become a danger to Myself and others 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

me when i finally lose interest in the person i was obsessed with:

i lost interest in the person i was obsessed with

POV: When you’ve been on delivered for so long so their notification genuinely makes you mad.

POV: Me when I don't have any comebacks in an argument

it's funny how a person can go hours without texting you back, but when you meet them in real life they check their phone every minute 😭

the amount of restraint required to not send “i miss you” texts daily should earn me a medal

finally just broke up with my crush in my head. i have no more delusions left for you boo, have a great life.

Ruined the first date successfully, Bruh will never recover from this😂😂

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

I am that person that will stop you & let you know that you already told me this

when your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is getting to you

she fucked me like that & thought we was finna be homegirls ?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JOKES ON YOU BTCHH!!

The scary thing about UConn is that this was a bad game for them.

these bitches do not be gay fr and that breaks my heart. i cannot stand a fake gay ass bitch.