Daughter is applauding herself as she fails to go to bed. I think we’re in for a rough eighteen years.

It just occurred to me that my oldest never once asked for a snack today. If you need me, I’ll be over here celebrating my victory.

We get a sticker for voting. I think we should also get one for getting a flu shot! #igotmyshot

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Where do I sign up for the Joe Biden campaign? #biden2020

Thank you TSA for continuing to provide excellent service, even without pay. No issues or slow-downs at Seattle Tacoma Intl. Airport this morning!

We’re hoping the roads are clear tomorrow Chris Pratt because my Lego-lovin kiddo REALLY wants to see the new The LEGO Movie 2 . #seattlesnowmageddon #mukilteomayhem

“Florida man dies after being struck by lightning while carrying weed”

My emergency proclamation has allowed us to bring down cost barriers to COVID-19 testing. We’ve directed WA health insurers to waive deductibles and copays for COVID-19 tests. insurance.wa.gov/news/kreidler-…

Thank you Elizabeth Warren for being so damn awesome.

I am genuinely hoping for a successful, enlightening debate this evening. I am also genuinely hoping that @SenKamalaHarris makes Mike Pence cry. #BidenHarris2020

I don’t need a white Christmas this year but I’d love to see a blue Texas! #BidenHarris2020

The votes aren’t illegal. Suppressing them because you don’t like the outcome is. #CountEveryVote

I feel like everything Trump says about someone else is really directed at himself. So this whole cheating thing - kind of starting to think *he* cheated and is just mad because he’s losing.

Wow. Welcome back, Dr. Fauci...

Shocking that the person who stole an office chair in broad daylight also stole campaign funds...

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Hi AskTSA - I'll be traveling with an infant who drinks formula. Can we go through security with a sealed bottle of water (which is needed in order to make her formula)? Thanks!

May the 4th be with you! @HamillHimself #zoeskywalker