Now that kids are grown and smart enough to know I'm just another idiot on this spinning rock it's good to have a doggy to impress.

I hope we go over the cliff so all will wake up tomorrow with a true affirmation of what fools we have running our country. #FiscalCliff

1 RT = 1 Vote! #VoteHoltby #CapsElectionNight Follow along all day here: WashCaps.com/Election

Congrats Margaret Hamilton on receiving the #MedalofFreedom today! You helped us make a 'giant leap' on moon landing go.nasa.gov/2g0V0Iv

WTF?! Can't make this shit up! German spy was a onetime gay porn actor — and a secret Islamist wpo.st/vCbI2

Hmmm either going to Tin Cannon Brewing or @OcelotBrewing either way great cause to raise a glass for! x.com/MissingKids/st…

@JWerthsBeard Who would be faster delivering toys Santa or Werth in his Porche?

What’s visible in the night sky this month? Mars and Neptune above the crescent moon, plus a New Year’s Eve comet! nasa.tumblr.com/post/154124193…

10-year-old boy missing in Prince William County. bit.ly/2hf6Vpp

@JWerthsBeard Zim turns historic triple play atmlb.com/2alhbIO

Goodwill is searching for the family of Robert Entzminger to return his Silver Star & Purple Heart medals from WWII. nbcwashington.com/news/local/Goo…

@brucevanhorn2 Happy Birthday! :)

@brucevanhorn2 are there really people banning that song? That's crazy!

Last 'Jeopardy!' Episode Airs for Cancer-Stricken Contestant Cindy Stowell - ABC News - abcn.ws/2idMVVd via ABC News

Great job @PWCPoliceDept !

@FakeFP @CvilleNats Take care of yourself and thanks for all the chuckles.

@JWerthsBeard days.to/until/mlb-seas…

An anti-Trump protester screams 'no' as Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th US President

@brucevanhorn2 I've got an Android.