I’m going to overreact for a minute, but maybe Haliburton should’ve spent less time with that mouth breather Pat McAfee and more time getting up shots.

Mathurin needs to play 25 minutes in the next half.

The best and brightest love Pat McAfee.

I think we have to go back to Flacco for the rest of this game..

I genuinely had no idea that the guinea pig is the natural predator of dudes named Timothy.

I got in and out of my voting station so quickly that I didn’t even get to take out my AirPods.

Bill showing up with an Innova box is so goddamn funny to me.

QB’s “BWAH” sound effect on the dunk is just ✨perfect✨

I feel like witnessing the mass psychosis of ~30% of the country. It’s like governing republicans have forgotten they’re the party of small government and have committed to the big government bit but in the shittiest way imaginable.

I picked a good time to throw the best round of my entire life.

Ya boy kinda jammed this weekend. A fitting end to my MA2 career.

It’s truly insane to see how many people are celebrating the bastardization of their religion in broad daylight.

The Discraft Disc Golf Drive went into the bag about 2 weeks ago, and now I don’t know how I’d ever take it out. There is OB all down the left side of this giant par 5 and I put this thing a solid 490 on a perfect golf line. I trust this thing with my life. 😂

This was the only MA2 birdie on the hole over both rounds. 😮‍💨

One of our best traditions we observe in our house is to pay for a nice deep cleaning of the house right before vacation. The peace of mind you get knowing you don’t have to stress about cleaning, but you still get to come home to an immaculate house is a 10/10 feeling.

The best part about this site is seeing something funny and thinking “nice, I’ll get to laugh at this again when it circles on Facebook next week” and it’s always correct.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a massagonist but like I don’t even give massages. Women am I right?

The heartbreak of being a Myles Turner truther from the very start and seeing it devolve to this is a sting I don’t know that I’ll ever fully recover from

That was my dawg man 😭

I swam with stingrays, held onto a dolphin as it swam me around a pool, and also kicked it with a sloth. Today was a fun experience. The unlimited drinks sure didn’t hurt, either.