Class of 2022. Future United States Marine. The proudest mom in the world.

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

Deep in the heart of #austintexas

Jesus.

All these mamas boys about to get man sized! On the bus to become the official property of the #USMC and not their mamas. These drill instructors better be good to my boy don’t make me come down there! 👀 Good luck Privates! Love you son ❤️

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact

I've seen enough: in a huge victory for the pro-choice side, the Kansas constitutional amendment to remove protections of abortion rights fails.

In tarot we don’t say “they’re delusional” we say “they’re the 7 of cups” and I think that’s really beautiful

In tarot we don’t say “suggar daddy” we say “king of pentacles” and I think that’s really beautiful

In tarot we don’t say “fuck around and find out” we say “justice” and I think that’s really beautiful

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This is how a very good and decent human being - a real American leader - behaves. To anyone who isn’t moved by this, I feel truly sorry for your broken soul. I am so proud to support @Potus

Proud mom of a United States Marine #usmc

BREAKING: Ticketmaster is under investigation by the Justice Department for abusing its monopoly power over the live music industry, per The New York Times.

Dionne Warwick reveals that in the 1990s she hosted an intervention at 7am sharp for Snoop Dogg and other rappers over their misogynistic lyrics. Snoop Dogg admits they were so intimidated by the singer that they were all in her driveway by 6:52am.

Goats and stuff

I’m obsessed with finding funny ads online. Here are my 12 favorite: 1. Durex – Happy Father’s Day