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⠀ The views and comments made on this program are for entertainment purposes only and don't reflect on my real views and morales. I don't give a fuck about selling and footwork, and Mr Pibb tastes like shit. Get a fucking Pepsi Max endorsement.

They also cut out the whole 20 minute dialogue I made about world peace and mask equality. Fucking evil cunts.

DID ARCHIE JUST DROWN ME? AM I DEAD? IS X MY PERSONAL HELL?

⠀ These multiman matches have been a blight to my progress being won by the undeserving. Think it's time we make a stand. ⠀⠀

Terrified of whats inside to save his life he crawls like a worm from a bird

They voted me to step up cause they need a voice to lead them. I understand.

Thank fuck, I got so many mosquito bites. Get me to a hospital bed, I might have the zika virus.

Yeah well, fuck you I guess.

⠀⠀ Don't be sad it's over. S̵̢͚͎̞̼͈̦̫͎͓̳̟̱͕͊̀͆̽̂͆́̽͌͂̐̕m̸̭͇͖̼̺̥̫͇͋̓̊̋ḯ̵̝̤̪̭̲̮̭̖͊̉̉͛̍̇̉̆͘̕l̶̡̛̯̩̫̟̝̞͈̑̈́̋͋̔̀̄̃͜͝͠e̵̡̮͕̳̹̺̣̥͊̋̒̇͆͛͐̇̉̈͘̚͜͜͠͝͠ because it happened. ⠀⠀

Bastards, you say? Well, not to brag but everyone who has employed me has called me multiple bastards.

⠀ ⠀⠀ LSU&I̷̱͍̝̞̤̼̗͔̖̜͂̏̅̌̌͜ͅ ⠀

Holy fuck we can go back to some semblance of wrestling again.

I'm bringing potato salad with raisins just to ruin the whole thing.

I explicitly said I was going to sue any chance I get. I'm getting my bag no matter what.

⠀ As my first act as the new face of LSU; I will make an example out of that alcoholic, miserable clown. And Glum will be there also. ⠀

Sid thinks he's being a moral crusader here, but he just commited a slight to all wrestling fans by blowing up a basement. At least 12 members of the IWC were in there eating pizza pockets.

⠀ Turning chicken shit into slightly more palatable chicken shit. Let's rip him open, see what's on the inside. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Let's discover more about ourselves. Our secrets. Our loves. Our fears. It'll be therapeutic. ⠀⠀

I want to clarify the new face of LSU was not defeated on this day. He remains undefeated.

With all this power now in my hands, you may now refer to me as Guy Incognito. No II. I am definitive.