"I'll know in a minute" "How?" "My touch, my feel" Omg, he's going to grab Kim Jong-Un by the pussy...

Note to self, never care what Cole M. Sprouse does. Never heard of him and after Colbert, hope I won't again. Bleh.

See? Simple.

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this Priorities USA ad. So obv share it everywhere!

Best Fauci pitch resonse!!! :)

I’m Republican and Im okay. I tweet all night and I golf all day.

For those of you saying Biden looked tired towards the end, and you happen to be parents: How do you feel towards the end when a two year old has a 90 minute tantrum? 🤷‍♀️

#mynameis Jeri, a "boy's name" when I was growing up. Greek for May Jehovah Exalt or Exalted Of The Lord, also British slang for chamber pot. I prefer the Greek.😊I will vote #JoeBidenKamalaHarris because they don't care if I'm exalted or a chamber pot, they'll work for everyone.

ALOFT HOTEL BWI total fail. Third call on fraudulent charge from August. They have refused to let me talk with anyone who can help, shuttling me to front desk people who say they'll leave a message. Is this the corporate policy? Aloft Hotels #customerservicefail #runaround #lies

Preach... x.com/NICKRAFELLO/st…

The room where it happened... x.com/HamiltonMusica…

LIVE on #Periscope: sail away on regent pscp.tv/w/awix6jExNjMx…

@CampbellzSoup86 wow!! Thanks Michael!! :)

Jeri Sager Thoroughly enjoyed your shows on the NCL Gem Jeri. Thanks for a wonderful performance, what a voice, breathtaking.

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1. Tonight, something kinda magical happened on the steps of the Capitol. It started like this:

The world is a crueler place than the one my heart seems to yearn for. - Bella Forrest

In case you were wondering when it IS appropriate to say, "You're in such good shape...beautiful,"... THIS:

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT