My friend Joanna is meant to be on This Morning , this morning, lord knows why.

Possible Adele Sex tape? Thats maybe the last one I'd ever wanna see. I think I'd rather watch a Rosie Odonnell have sex

Frankie Cocozza in two-girl hotel romp with two Sunday Sport stunnas - only in Sunday Sport on Sunday twitpic.com/8kzieg

You lot do know that's not actually adele? It just some French Perez Hilton wannabe, trying to make a name for himself. Jeez.

I'm saying that cause I got an angry email from a fan. I never once actually said it was Adele, so relax your batty.

Anyways morning.

Who exactly is Jonny Spelman? #SuperInjunction

I've updated the Adele story. New photos. Its still NOT her. saltnsfw.blogspot.com/2012/02/adele.…

Its still not Adele, but Jean-Claude Elfassi's website has crashed under the volume.

Sex Tape With Adele ? Their Breakup Made Her Famous And How He Wants Revenge hotonline.net/2012/02/sex-ta… via Rook Studios

@Jojo_fucksticks Rook Studios fuck no. It looks nothing like her.

Jeremy Salt Rook Studios good grief, just seen the photo !! talk about desperately jumping on the band wagon ! If thats Adele, im Madonna !

@Jojo_fucksticks Rook Studios ha!

I've just found about the live stream of bgt. youtube.com/britainsgottal…

morning you amazing people did we see the new hollywood leaks that I posted last night? #NSFW saltnsfw.blogspot.com/2012/03/christ… & saltnsfw.blogspot.com/2012/03/olivia…

I like being called a cunt in an email.....

Katie price was trying to force out a cry, just then but her face is too botoxed up. #dond