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Everybody’s Dad

@jeremyperry36

you’re probably a ball bag

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Man, that was scary for Carson Ferguson. Nothing Chris Simpson could’ve done. Thankful for the incredible safety built into these race cars

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Holy smokes… race of the year tonight at Eldora! No way Pierce and Rice were even breathing those last 10 laps. Unreal. 🏁🔥

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Will Harrington just pulled the most “hold my sweet tea” move of the night—flips it, brushes it off, drives it back to the pits like it’s Tuesday. Straight outta the Dale Earnhardt playbook

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Josh Rice Night in America! Biggest win of his career—man straight-up clocked in and owned Eldora Speedway. Racing gods, we don’t ask for much… just copy + paste this track for tomorrow. Amen.

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Bobby Pierce finishes 2nd, clears tech, heads straight to the trailer—no interview. Come on man… take the mic, not your ball.

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You just went 2 minutes toe-to-toe with Darnell Nurse in a full-on heavyweight scrap… and the first thing you do is smile at the Oilers bench?! Bro, you’re not wired right — and I respect the hell out of it. Absolute menace.

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Summer Nationals kick off tonight. 31 races in 34 days. Plus Path Valley’s on for Appalachian Mountain Speedweek. My wife just sighed so hard the neighbor’s porch light flickered.

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Two nights in a row I don’t make the feature at Summer Nationals. Why are we still running a full-on Sunday church picnic worth of classes on a weeknight? It’s Wednesday, not a dirt track marathon. Let’s tighten it up, people.

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Oh man, Ashton Winger’s dad out here yelling at track crew like he’s gonna throw hands… bro, relax. You’re not starring in a Netflix doc — you’re just embarrassing your kid at a dirt track.

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I can’t believe the Sabres are actually making this pick. Just tape a “Kick Me” sign to the war room door and be done with it.

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They need to fire Adams mid-trade call. Clifton and a 2nd for Timmons, who’s just Clifton with a different number and some AHL filler

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Adams just signed another 5’8 winger. some fringe NHL reject who’s done nothing since being drafted. No production, no presence, doesn’t move the needle at all. This is what he does. Over and over. Roster full of soft, one-dimensional passengers.

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Dale McDowell at 59: still tucking kids into bed at Eldora with a bedtime story called How to Win Races. Race of the weekend, and we haven’t even hit the main course yet. #Eldora #World100