First day of internship at TENET MEDIA.

Tucker Carlson took bread from Russia, and in so many ways.

TUCKER: Tell me Hitler stuff. NAZI: Hitler stuff. ELON MUSK: This is must see! ADL: Hitler stuff is wrong. ELON MUSK: Quietly deletes endorsement. JD VANCE: I'll be sitting down with Tucker. TRUMP: Tucker is great! ELON MUSK: This is must see! NAZI: My work here is done.

TRUMP: I will create a government efficiency commission led by Elon Musk. ELON MUSK: Everyone see that interesting interview Tucker did with a Nazi? Was awesome! Yeah, no thanks on any of that, gents.

The Daily Beast TRUMP: Dr. Ronny quizzed me this AM and I aced it. Kamala would fail. I'll do it for you right now. Right to left is Cop Burger. Kamala hates cops. Hillary, they let her out. Fatso Purple guy. Then the great Hannibal Lecter. Then tree guy, Lindsey Graham, Kid Rock, and Jesus.

Folks, Lara Trump released a new song & this is some HUMILIATING, Hilariously Horrible Shit But damn if we don't have fun w it for our video! Thx to Mr. Newberger for creating a version that gets to the heart of her..art... Watch & Laugh youtu.be/6tTO3_RfgHg?si…

When push comes to shove, you probably work for Trump and are at a sacred military cemetery where our veterans are buried, acting like Trump is king, you can do what you want, and everyone in your path is just a worthless flea.

Trump's answer on how he will make childcare more affordable sounds like someone trying to get you to guess the clue in the game TABOO.

There is really only one way to truly process Donald Trump's epic childcare answer...

RUSSELL: Dear Lord, let the people who follow this man continue to disregard my sexual assault accusations because I have joined them politically. TUCKER: Dear God, keep sending me Nazis, liars, and sex deviants. It only makes me more appealing to Trump and JD Vance.

My wife is watching tennis tonight so I made this AI commercial. Enjoy. "Harlan Crow Vacations"

Okay, I did another AI thing. I present NBC's MIT Uncle. (They just don't know it yet.)

Which of Mr. Newbergers AI satire ads did you like better?

I like to think that these are some of the earliest AI satire films. Not that I am Georges or Henri Méliès, but I am putting a flag down.

Could this be another AI banger from Mr. Newberger? "Se Frotter à un Canapé"