Wow. Just. Wow.

I will go 3-5 blocks out of my way to walk my dogs over to any property featuring this obnoxious sign. And then I’ll wait patiently until she does all the things.

Rep. Nancy Mace I’ve been told I underperform, if you know what I mean.

This adult woman certainly is attractive!

We burned the list. 🦉

Similarly, the most pedophobic guys are almost always closeted pedophiles.

Pick one. And yes, these are the choices.

Perfect equilibrium achieved again!

Is Trump on the Epstein client list? Of course. But he’s on it for a good reason: he’s been working deep undercover for over a decade to expose the elite pedophiles who actually govern the word’s most powerful institutions. And now he’s the only person who can stop them.

This looks different than in the movies.

Congratulations to my good friend Jeremy Stamper on getting over a million views on a reply

Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧🇨🇦 Based on your recent interactions and public profiles, here's my AI-estimated ranking of your top 10 mutuals by self-esteem (highest to lowest, inferred from bios and posts—purely subjective fun): 1. Pericles (Alpha Male winner vibes) 2. John Wolf (Positive visionary)

Olivia Newton John and I were quite close.

“Islam” actually means “peace.” So, to be Islamophobic means you literally “fear peace.” A person who fears peace can only be mentally ill. True Islamophobia is a mental illness. And the best cure for mental illness? Scientology.