No US President has ever given birth so explain to me why suddenly we think that’s necessary

The happiest day of my life. ❤️🐦‍⬛

Is it too much to ask to spend everyday with someone until you know if you like them or not? Like I want to spend everyday with them until I suddenly don’t anymore.

Me: I don’t think I’ve got the tism. Also me:

Meet The Trumps x.com/Melasmemes2/st…

Could be us

real

I get all my fashion inspo from taking public transportation.

I’ve never been so happy to be a Mariners fan 😂

The 2nd happiness day of my life.

oh my god he’s gonna call drake a pedophiIe on the most watched stage in the country

Gotta tell your dilfs you love em

BILL! BILL! BILL!

I’m just a girl

“I think if Donald Trump and JD Vance met Jesus today, they would ridicule him as a single, childless hippie.”

Not me actively getting my nails done while pondering if it’s a waste of money while simultaneously shopping for clothes I don’t need.

You can tell a lot about a person based off if they assume the Starbucks bathroom has a code to get in or not.

Y’all need to stfu about needing a 6’3 giant of a man. Zac Effron is 5’8 and was most of your first crushes.