Sean Astin helps announce the delegate count for Indiana, because he played Rudy at Notre Dame and was brutally murdered by demogorgons in Hawkins, Indiana in 1984.

Statement: brb, manifesting

jimmy carter was born 4 years after women got the right to vote and if he hangs on until november he will get to vote for a woman for president. that is a wild amount of change to experience in one lifetime.

Michelle Obama has been holding this back since Inauguration Day 2017. #DemConvention

Lemme just say this... Michelle Obama wearing braids during the DNC is a visual example of the evolution of hair in American politics. #DNC2024

Michelle Obama 2016: "When they go low, we go high!" Michelle Obama 2024: "Let me tell you about this motherfucker named Trump..."

Good morning to everyone but ✨️especially✨️ to whoever styled Michelle Obama at the DNC. With the long braid and sleeveless top she looked like a dragon rider and I'm here for it.

Mental health care can include scrolling past any and all news about V*nce because he is just The Worst and its never anything worth knowing anyway. 😌

Shit, looks like the Harris/Walz momentum coming out of the convention is going to be stopped cold by the RFK Jr/Trump endorsement, just like the potential blockbuster success of Star Wars was thwarted by the June 1977 release of For The Love Of Benji.

A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump.

Beefing about the electoral college on Twitter will accomplish *checks notes* exactly nothing. Do something. Like #TurnTexasBlue Texas has 17.9M registered voters 6.8M of them didn’t vote in 2020 T beat Biden by 660K votes It’s flippable

happy international dog day I have adopted the rat catcher’s dog

I’m so sorry but Balto didn’t deliver diphtheria serum to sick children via sled in 1925 just for us to charge thousands for vaccines and withhold them from entire populations a century later

I just think a huge bowl of salted buttered grits is what's needed right now. For me.

I don’t think I can adequately explain what a massive deal it is for the Army to make a statement like this. The Pentagon avoids statements like this at all costs. But a draft dodging traitor decided to lie about our armed forces staff, so they went to paper.

Yaaaaay!!! 😄🙌

Thirteen episodes into the first season of The X-Files Glen Morgan and James Wong said we've got a doozy of a script but unfortunately it will require one of the greatest single-episode performances in TV history and the god Dourif said No Problemo

Happy Labor Day!