I'm so traumatised by the local magpies. I just heard my dog scratching in his bed and ducked because it sounded like wings.

Dewey had to be sedated for his ultrasound because he wouldn't sit still and it must be good shit because he is OFF.

Spiritfarer is the most beautiful game, both narratively and visually, I have ever played. 🍄❤️

It's great to have so many trick or treaters this year. Although I was anticipating a lot more leftover chocolate for myself and now I'm sad. But not too sad, because I am an adult and can just go out and buy more chocolate.

Oh you didn't read Animorphs as a kid? Well it sounds like you're primed and ready to read Animorphs as an adult then

Wtf Paramount+ Australia we were half way through a season of American Survivor and now it’s gone???

The sheer naiveté that I thought I could go directly from my psych appointment into doing some work is hilarious.

Planning a funeral is literally the last thing in the world you want to be doing but then it also has the audacity to be difficult.

The book is finally real!! 😆 And, the impromptu unboxing with the Plymouth Marjon University Welcome Desk crew was an utter delight!!

I unexpectedly lost my mum in January and the closest comparison to this feeling I can think of is when someone plays peekaboo with a baby. The look of utter shock and distress that shows on their face for a moment when they can't see the other person is now my permanent state.

Snow White is the craziest film I’ve ever seen. She’s dead, right? At the end, when they’re walking to the palace in the clouds? Coldest line is Sleepy’s, who in the midst of animal chaos correctly guesses “Maybe the Queen is killing Snow White” then curls up to TAKE A NAP.

Not me crying because I got two thank you emails from students saying how much they enjoyed the unit I taught this trimester. 😭

Was watching a sweet little bird flit through the air not six feet from me while walking my dog today. Suddenly, a small bird of prey snatches it from the air in a puff of feathers and flies off. Most metal thing I’ve ever fucking seen.

A super fun and unexpected side-effect of grief is the inability to edit work I'd written Before. Who was this person? Why did she argue these things? What the fuck does it matter?

If you don’t think magpies are absolutely insane you’ve never seen a lone one attack a wedge-tailed eagle.

wizard was hitting that though, give him a raise LMAO

Home Depot revealed a MASSIVE 13-foot animated Jack Skellington Halloween decoration for this year. His mouth moves when he talks and sings. Price is $399.