my brother needs pokemon go friends for a research task! 2699 6413 9084

i won't share the image - you can find it quite easily yourself - but this is absolutely unacceptable. Acadie Nouvelle you should be ashamed.

listen i love a pulpy romance novel as much as the next twenty-something white woman but if colleen hoover uses the word "adulting" one more time it's gonna be fahrenheit 451 for this book

i turn 30 one month from today. nailing it

now that i have a baby the only thing that's tragic about "baby shoes for sale, never worn" is that someone thought it was a worthwhile use of resources to make shoes for babies

how come the internet can't have a single conversation about having kids without it descending into a bunch of adults openly airing their truly bonkers opinions about how children should be hidden from public view

when i was in *grad school* a professor told us not to get out of bed for less than $1,000/week. i started as a librarian taking home $14/hour. when i left almost 3 years later i was taking home $18/hour. for a job requiring a master's degree

congratulations, you've been blessed by the quadruple mini wheat

brag post! my son who was 5th percentile at his first appointment is now 50th percentile at 4 months 💪

there are a lot of foods i hate but i don't feel compelled to tweet about them so before you send that tired and unfunny tweet about PSLs ask yourself: do you really hate pumpkin spice? or do you hate the women who like it?

for your saturday viewing pleasure: baby in an eye patch

are they really just gonna act like they didn't tell their students and staff to fight for their lives just one hour ago

this is the horseshit i'm talking about. it's funny that this person found my tweet considering i only used the terms "pee pee" and "fascism". they can't even see the irony in their words. blocked!

hey #fredericton pals in the sunset drive area: anyone know the source of what sounds like fireworks that's been happening on and off for the last few hours...?

HMMMM