flirting is so easy literally all u have to do is send her these pictures and say “us”

if this dude jack frost even thinks about nipping at my nose we’re throwing hands no cap

a christmas story is not good enough to be played for 24 hours and never was and never will be

this can’t be the same twitter I threw away hours of my life to back in 2020

All Star Wars movies are Christmas movies. I can’t explain it, they just are

I’m in hell* *listening to someone scroll through tiktoks at full volume

I always gotta watch the “previously on” about the episode I just watched because sometimes I be forgetting fr

nice bugatti bro she let me hit because of my extensive vocabulary and litany of grammatical skills

life changes all around us, but it is gentle and kind. In the good and the unpleasant, there is always love, and there is always time.(1/2)

I didn’t fully appreciate December and all the Christmas vibes, can we have a do-over?

I don’t chase, I distract (and then I steal your watch when ur not looking)

Opaque I pronounced it “oh-pack-you”

Just remember that when you make fun of “all men” you’re making fun of Samwise Gamgee, too.

I am so lonely 😔 (my girlfriend is busy and can’t text me back right now)

“show don’t tell” is all fun and cool until I’m trying to watch a movie and also play candy crush on my phone at the same time and I can’t concentrate on crushing those candies because the characters in the movie aren’t talking and are showing instead

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. I’ve been happy and content with my life