Really he would get more sympathy if he’s coronated as Queen Charles III.

Dynamite with a laser beam.

Works especially well if you appointed the PC chairs yourself.

I heard on the radio that Kim Kardashian was fined over $1M for promoting emacs. I realize that vi fans can be passionate, but this seems extreme.

Happy Halloween.

Apparently it's the insignia that baseball umpires wear to distinguish themselves from the players:

I see more of what you’re doing.

Can Elon Musk buy Elon Musk next?

Use “JE”, which is both an integer, and French for “I”.

You take 15 votes, what do you get? A wimp who rolled over, and deeply in debt He's weaker than the losers that he implored, He sold his soul to the looney hard core.

My phone has started autocorrecting “soap” to “SOSP” instead of vice versa.

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NSDI is ironically being held at a hotel that apparently still employs obsolete networking protocols.

I suppose once he went electric, this was inevitable.

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