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@cookiemonkeys Very seriously. It scares me.

WIFE: It's either me or th- ME: He has name WIFE: OR the goose. ME: Say it. WIFE:… ME: Say his name. WIFE:… ME: Why won't you love Tom Honks

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I love that AWS going down means like...someone's smart egg tray can't order more eggs and someone else's nuclear power plant doesn't work.

Well I'll be damned! Antsy Labs actually shipped my fidget cube order! Let's see how it stacks up against the knock off.

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Hmmmm

Catching up on emails this morning.

If you got a Google Docs email link from me. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CLICK IT! Ah fuck, I can't believe I've done this.

pro drawing tip

i had some fun on the net and made a lil content buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/…

"Whatever works for you!" x.com/jessmisener/st…

When our country is no longer a superpower it will take so long to find USA in a pulldown menu

Just learned that Shift + Esc in Slack will clear ALL your unreads. ALL. OF. THEM.

When you swipe too far to the left on Instagram.

This is my stripper name.

*looks at picture* *looks to the right*

ABOUT TIME! Holy shit man there’s no way that “feature” helped retention.