You’re an adult, have that difficult conversation. Articulate yourself and speak. Nobody is going to beat you. Please talk.

“I’m about to go to sleep rn”

“I like you too,and Btw My birthday is next week…”

Ruiru will soon explode. The investments being done here are crazy.

some books you are meant to buy and have sit on your shelf until the version of you who is meant to read it is born. i’ll always support buying an insane amount of books.

Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

#1 on Flightradar24 right now - flight #KQ203 carrying the body on the former Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga who died in India yesterday.

Murkomen has perfected the art of looking busy while doing nothing

Interior moving like a DH captain serving nyama

Your pregnant wife watching you walking in rain to go and buy food knowing fully well the baby isn't yours

Boyfailure starterpack

Whites: I'm drunk asf. Kenyans: unaona kwa hii life bro, let me tell you one thing about life

Me testing light sarcasm at work to see who is cool and who i have to watch out for.

Important Shortcuts Keys For Computer CTRL+A. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Select All CTRL+C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy CTRL+X. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cut CTRL+V. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Paste CTRL+Z. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Undo CTRL+B. .

This is Goated, amejam 😂

Mbeere 😂😂😂

Sasa toa mikono Kwa mfuko

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