It seems TQ+ bullshit propaganda month is with us once again.

These days, so many TVs have their legs wide apart. (*to avoid any confusion, I'm referring to television sets)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that at any particular moment in time, someone, somewhere is issuing foul oaths in the direction of a self-assembly furniture kit.

The gender cult loons seem to be getting more deranged by the hour.

Everyone follow Prisha Mosley This is Prisha’s new account. Her old one got hacked.

Just received an Amazon order confirmation email for a couple of mystery novels and CDs, and one of the novels is hidden on the email for no apparent reason. 🤷

Is it too much to hope that the Imane Khelif debacle might lead to some people developing a conscience and questioning themselves?

For some mysterious reason, X has decided to stop sending me any notifications.

I had a bad feeling some kind of stupidity virus had entered the water supply when 'sensitivity readers' became a thing.

Hard to believe, but the sun just came out. Admittedly, 3 minutes later it went back in, but still...

It seems human evolution reached a tipping point a few years ago and now it's going rapidly into reverse.

'Intellectual' now means 'idiot who knows some long words'.

Just seen an advert hoarding at a football ground with the slogan 'we're right behind you'. Not sure if that's supportive or a bit sinister.

It's an absolute true historical fact that the outlaw Robin Hood lived in a polycule with his Merrie Men and if you don't believe this you're a far-right bigoted transphobe.

As a winter sports expert I'm enjoying the Winter Olympics. So far, I've watched the 'zigzagging downhill while avoiding flagpoles' thing, the 'skating really fast in circles' thing and the 'jumping off something high and trying to land upright' thing.

Exciting news! The rain round my way has changed from drizzle to light drizzle. 💦

Thanks to gender ideology, the old phrase 'trust me, I'm a doctor' should be replaced with 'don't trust me, I'm a Stonewall-indoctrinated clown masquerading as a doctor'.

Which will happen first - journalists telling the truth about the gender ideology cult or Hartlepool United winning the Champions League? My money's on Hartlepool.

Does anyone have a contact number for the Gestapo? I've just seen one of my neighbours buying Israeli oranges in the local supermarket.

Don't be alarmed by this strange weather phenomenon causing sunshine and blue skies - normal Winter service will be resumed at approx. 23.00 hours.