i’m a california 4.5ish so right now in new jersey i have “most beautiful woman at shoprite” potential 🧐

I'll keep it brief, Decentering religion is very important in your 20s

im glad people are saying fapping again. it sounds so much better then the modern alternatives

"If what they say is, 'nothing is forever' then what makes love the exception? So why, oh why, are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?" in the middle of the most ass-shaking wedding reception dance party song is incredible work.

my great grandfather shlomo hebrewburg just came to me in a dream to tell me that he’s a kelly clarkson stan

your mother shows up in a nasty dress and it’s your turn now to stand… WHERE I STAND everybody lookin at you here take hold of my hand yeah I can hear them but what if I’m a mermaid in these jeans of yours with her name still on it?

Deeply depressing that what could’ve been a radical turning point in addressing class inequality within healthcare at a national and subsequently global level has once again been reduced to entertainment fodder

a hardest pill to swallow is that people will hurt you. dehumanize you in so many ways and not feel badly about it. they won’t feel a thing actually. they’ll move on with their day, their week, their life, happy as ever but there you are, crushed. loss of appetite. loss of sleep.

Brandi Carlile and Joni Mitchell’s texts

horseshoe crabs are legit as fuck i’m sorry but it’s true. they’re cooler than both you AND your family

very ready to not be fucked with anymore. i mean it’s not even like i’m actively being fucked with but i really do hope people understand WHAT i’m capable of… both musically and verbally. hmm 🧐

if the next person i get in a situationship with doesn’t kiss my eyebrow scar at least ONCE then i’m sorry but i’ll be far more likely to write a scathing song about them. it’s that simple