Are U a child of destiny or just a backup dancer? Hit your mark & find your light today

good morning to whoever threw this snowball

everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you

Normalize returning to toxic people if they make you horny enough

tonight we let the black Mold talk

The lovers cigarette holder designed by robert stern in the 1950s

Amazing Ryan Coogler quote where he said he didn't like soda but "when they started to let you mix and match the drinks... I got involved with that"

god when

just learned that bad bunny is in fact wearing custom schiaparelli, marking the house’s first-ever menswear piece

that addison rae grammy performance

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

Is anyone else named Benito or just Mussolini and Bad Bunny

almost two year old female daughter has internalized the concept of small talk, but only has one question to ask: “what’s your gob?” (job). if she senses “conversation” is happening she will ask everyone this, in a circle, repeatedly. if you ask her, she says “being baby”.

I beat this nigga up in front of CAVA, and the employees ran outside and cried over his body like the bitches from midsommar.

if you’re wondering how i’m so beautiful even though i smoke weed it’s because weed is beautiful and i am smoking it

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

Being curious is so fun… What is that

I lied there’s no sex can you tuck me in

this gotta be the funniest j cole moment ever 😭