RIP Diane Keaton

Them hoes don’t like that!

Give him a Tony just for his line delivery on this shit lol

Feast The Creole Way this Thanksgiving! From pies to cheesecake, we’ve got you covered! Orders must be placed by 11/ 23. Pickup will be 11/26. DM to order! 🦃

As much as I love shopping for my sons, I hope in my heart that they don’t grow up to be skinny moto jeans and white t-shirt teenagers. That’s go break mama heart.

Being tired of what you prayed for when you didn’t have it is crazy.

Pattern recognition is and always will be the strongest human skill. Don’t forget.

trynna stress me out is a threat to my sexy

Electric shock to my butthole

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to haťe with surgical precision.

JLO is an ICON. Argue with your bald best friend about.

get wet.

When I’m off Man Down by Rihanna just b careful

Just wrote a substack on this 🤏🏾 open.substack.com/pub/sheneawalk…

I’m truly here for Zach Fox bc he scratches a funny hood/educated/ creative part of my brain that I’ve never been presented with in mainstream media but he def does it for me.

Palm Springs (2020) is one of the smartest and funniest time-loop movies in years, and it doesn’t get talked about enough.

Bling bling theory

Was yelling “TALK TO THESE NIGGAS” the whole performance I didn’t understand shit he said tho