On TV right now - KU national championship game and Patriots-Rams Super Bowl. Why don’t you just throw in the 1985 World Series just to rub salt, TV networks.

I’m here for the sweet stroke and the even sweeter 1994 Pontiac Bonneville.

Benders, rip shots, crow hop, big pocket lateral movements, on the head, incredible twitch. It’s like Dilfer heard weeks of medical jargon and decided it was time to ratchet up the grandiose football lingo. Absolute masterclass.

Guys, Dabo is high again

133 people in a city of 3 million signed a petition and its being covered by KMOX as if its a legitimate thing.

Deep down I always knew that the toughest part of moving after 16 yrs in the same house would be finding a way to justify keeping a 30lb bag filled with 1980’s baseball cards. #WorthlessCardCollection

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, you realize we’re chugging along at full speed into pumpkin season.

At some point you have to ask if SEC refs are paid per whistle. They are prolific at taking an otherwise enjoyable basketball and murdering it

Gotta love Robinhood literally taking measures to squash retail trading all while the wallpaper and pinned tweet on their page says "democratizing finance for all"

Bill Self patiently waiting for Adidas to stroke a check to the COVID testing lab to make this all go away before Friday

At least Stan gives Demoff a view from the cage he keeps him in

Imagine landing primo seats behind home plate for wild card game, then this plops down in the seat right in front of you

Home game against a middle of the pack Horizon league team, 8 minutes left in the second half and Gamecast shows your team has a 99.6% chance of losing. Mizzou basketball, folks.

When the dust settles Kroenke will have paid the league $500m to relo the Rams, a huge chunk of the $800m owed to STL, and financed $5b on a depreciating asset in Inglewood. Guy has basically burned in actual $$ all the increased paper value he gained by moving to LA.

Facebook’s ad algorithms thirty seconds after I google “rowing machines”

The St. Louis branch of Team Bacot(t) is all in on on smashing kU and their toupee’d head coach. Let’s go, Armando Armando Bacot Jr.

JSF Worthless Card Collection Throwback Craig Kusick: In the 1981 offseason, Kusick accomplished a life long goal publishing a cookbook entitled “Hot Dogs: Perfect for every meal”

Happy opening day. Our annual reminder that Sinclair Broadcasting is one of the dumbest, most poorly run businesses in all the land.

So wait, voluntarily removing your channel from 75% of the TV providers resulted in lost customers and revenue? Who could have seen that coming?

We have reached the final stage of the cicada invasion in STL. The “f**ck with humans stage”. They’ve waited 17 years to unleash their air attack like hideous insect kamikazes, dive bombing us every time we set foot outside. And damn it, they’re winning.