If Trump actually got shot with an AR-15, his ear would be cut in half…those bullets are massive. At the very least, he’d have stitches or a bandage over it…nothing on it when he went golfing…what did he get hit with exactly? Bizarre…

Welp, American democracy sure was fun while it lasted…good thing for the world that this sham democracy we live in only has 10 aircraft carriers…

Since MAGAs are now openly talking about Civil War at their rallies it’s time repost this Neal Brennan clip again for them for a reminder on what will happen

We have a QB…and it feel gooooooooooooooood

Any idea why the Skins didn’t throw up a Hail Mary at the end of the half there?? What was the point of that run?? Might as well just kneel on it. 🤷‍♂️

"He looks like half a second after you open the Ark of the Covenant"...I'm dying over here 😂

What an embarrassing day to be an American. To have elected a felon as POTUS. Shame on us as a country to elect a criminal to the highest office. Dude couldn’t work in any company in America with his rap sheet but has control of the nukes again.

And suddenly…just like that…MAGA didn’t care about the price of eggs

I am so anti-analytics…I can’t even express it properly. Analytics say to go for it there and now you’re f’d…common sense says to kick the FG and go up. I truly resent the nerds taking over sports.

I remember when so many fools in our fanbase kept screaming to keep Howell and draft a LT…bunch of nitwits. This is what happens when you finally have a real, franchise QB. Sky is the limit…

Wow, this might end up being a historically bad trade!

Elect a clown, expect a circus 🤡

LFG!!!

Chase Young - 3 yrs/$51 million…yikes! Thank God we stayed out of that one.

19 turnovers…in the 1st half by Indiana??? That has to be a record, no?

This is how he talks about his own daughter. He’s on the list.

That birthday letter I sent to Jeffrey Dahmer saying "will always remember the delightful meals we had together"? People shouldn't read too much into that. There's an innocent explanation.

Does our defense know that preseason started? They may still think this is practice. Have we stopped any drives yet this entire preseason besides the fumble by Maye?

Time to trade everyone before the deadline. This team is DOA

This is easy for Trump…let’s say I got accused of robbing a bank, and they had video evidence of the person that robbed the bank, I would want it released. Why? Because I didn’t rob the f’n bank! The only person who wouldn’t want it released is the robber. Use your heads!