This morning, Lily looked at me and said, "Daddy, when is YOUR MOM moving to her new house?" I couldn't help but laugh. She then said, "Well, you know what I mean, Daddy. She is your mom, right?!" Sassy three year old teenager. #lilybea #fatherhood

Lily is at her gym class this morning. I'm lurking in the corner with misty eyes. She sat down next to a shy girl. "Hi, my name is Lily. What's your name?" Shy responded, and Lily whispered, "I'll be your friend." And they both started to giggle. 😭🥺😊

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“Make the most of this one life. Listen to your heart. It beats strong. It beats free. Let it guide you.” -Stage Actor and Commencement Speaker @JayParanada ‘06 #PLUGrad

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To my dearest Gregory, and my pals at Cards Against Humanity, here is the love letter you requested. Help. This is so silly.

Bringing families together Cards Against Humanity! We had a fun afternoon putting things together with your silly prompts! Thanks for the fun! #whatCAHwants