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Zayd

@jaydbint

GP Apprentice/SHO/FY3. 100% legitimate doctor. Medical degree available to view on request.

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Had a patient get annoyed at me because they were an hour late for their appointment with no excuse and I was too busy to see them. In what other service is this ok? If you take your car for an MOT an hour late, I guarantee they'll turn you away. It's honestly so frustrating.

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Me: So how can I help? Patient: I suffer from *rare medical condition* Me: *Never heard of it*: Yes P: I've been having lots of symptoms from it. But my meds did change and they said that might happen Me: *clueless*: OK P: I'll give it time, thanks doc! Another happy patient.

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Me: "So how can I help?" Patient: "I've been.. spotting?" Me: "Which one?" P: "..what?" Me: "Birds? Train? People?" P: "No. None of those" Me: "..oh. Oh! I get you!" P *laughing*: "Why would I come and see you to say I was birdspotting?" Me: "...I did think it was a bit strange."

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In all my years of flying, I've never once reclined my seat because I've always been too shy to inconvenience the person sitting behind me. This time I ALMOST did it but I chickened out at the last second. In other news, overthinking stupid things is a great way to kill time.

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Eid Mubarak everyone! Enjoy eating as much as you want in daylight hours guilt free! May Allah make this a blessed day for you all insha'Allah!

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Had a mild panic and quickly checked HealthRota to make sure I wasn't on call this bank holiday weekend. Then I remembered that I'm back in wonderful GP land where I never have to work on weekends or bank holidays. Good luck to everyone on call! You'll be in my thoughts

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As much as I love being back in GP, I have not missed getting a cold every other week. I feel so unwell and I expect massive amounts of sympathy for getting ill in the line of duty or I'll be accusing everyone of lack of empathy.

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As brilliant as our transfer window has been, Geuhi is a big loss imo. Defence is our big weakness and with Konate injured/inconsistent and Leoni inexperienced, we only really have VVD Really hope we get Geuhi over the line in Jan otherwise winning anything might be tough #LFC