watching the balls from those corners drop in the box felt like what the people of hiroshima probably experienced when they looked up in the sky on one random morning in 1945

SAKA TAKE MY HAMSTRING I PROMISE YOU I DON’T NEED IT

I don’t think I’ll be capable of loving this sport again if Saka comes back and he’s washed

Someone do this to Martinelli

I want a Public apology from Odegaard for the joke of the performances he’s been putting in and hopefully Havertz knows what a real striker does after watching Isak BULLY us.

Gabriel right wing? My eyes hurt.

Kai Havertz & odegaard don't move

Ain’t shit funny

Trossard just put porro in a spliff 😭😭😭😭😭

Odegaard without Saka is basically Dirtbike LB

If he doesn’t come back the same player I think I would retire from football and I’m not even joking

Fodarse gun celebration at the away end and I’m driving to the emirates with a undisclosed package

Saliba for everything you've done for me over the years I'll pretend this game never happened 🥰

If #7 comes back washed I’m retiring from the sport

Nobody warned me, So Mandem I’m warning you, Do not sneeze while you’re pissing, Your willy will fall off, I’m going hospital now with my willy in my pocket, The wife’s livid. F’s in the chat.

Mikel Arteta. You miracle worker. Scam me a CL and I’ll build that statue myself.

Mikel to Saka’s hammy before that QF kick off:

Every white person in the North just vandalized their living room

A couple of years ago I ran the Chester marathon and next year I am taking on the challenge again and I am going to be running the 2026 London Marathon, in honour of my Brother Cameron. Ben. RT’s appreciated ❤️ justgiving.com/page/ben-ryan-…

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