"Praise Jesus!" #valuesfrom Max

Day dreams of being the Marlboro man. instagr.am/p/JAfjZfzfJh/

@grafer97 wants old people to live in Tempe for the simple pleasure of yelling at them on the road.

Just cruisin'. instagr.am/p/JIjkW8TfMi/

What? We're using it correctly, right? instagr.am/p/JLYuz8TfAS/

Trapped... instagr.am/p/JLeEVhzfCX/

Obviously none of us smoke... instagr.am/p/JL2FJ_zfM4/

Wait... Why is there a cup in the juicer? That doesn't go there.... instagr.am/p/JZU5BFzfN-/

Sunny with a high of 100. Thank you Phoenix. instagr.am/p/JsoROfzfAG/

Ugh I guess the #birthdaycakeoreos don't know how to play the game, Sarah Potts

Hmmm. Let's do this... #movingtowardstwitter.

And then Sarah Potts and I solved life... #harderthancharliesheen

This plus traditional Chinese music is what I come home too. Sarah Potts instagr.am/p/Klz7orzfJt/

"Where's Max, I think we need some... Help." - Sarah Potts MARCO!!!

Little, Jew Santa and his Big, Gay Elf... Mine and Max's costumes... Sarah Potts

And now Max is giving me a strip tease with his #sexyshirt. @sarahepottsDay I need an adult.

Chillin like a villain. Skrillex in my ear, smoke in my lungs, feet kicked up... #Bedtime

Spending my day working in #quickbooks... It is not so quick. I feel schemed.

Sitting, waiting, wishing.

"It's a waffle made of Mac n cheese!" @sarahepottsAs yuuuuuuuuup.