Narrated Abū Masʿūd al-Anṣārī: The Prophet ﷺ said,
"If one recites the last two verses of Sūrah al-Baqarah at night, it is sufficient for him (for that night)."
[Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī 5040]
An old man struggling with the little strength he has left to perform ablution just to pray his salah, and he does this five times a day.
So what is your excuse for missing salah?
Why do we joke with our prayers?