If I introduce you to someone, but don’t mention their name, it means I have no idea who they are. Up to you to find that out

I either feel deeply or nothing at all

One day you’re young wild and free, the next one you’re into air fryers and running a marathon

I don’t care if you got red flags, I’m a bull

I like cold beer, and you when you smile

I like my relationships low key. You can find out on the day of my wedding 👰

How old are you? I’m “we have food at home” old

If it is textable, please don’t call me :)

Please don’t be attracted to my light and later attempt to dim it

Do not confuse my good vibes with flirting, I don’t talk to the person I like

If someone makes you happy, make them happier!

Relationship status: looking for long term roast battle opponent

How single am I? I don’t think of anyone when listening to a love song

I’m too old to be talking to someone knowing it’s leading nowhere

Do I want to stress myself out liking someone? No. Do I want to stay single forever? Also no. see my problem now?

My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

How are some people married and with kids at 24? They should be outside playing or sth

The only benefit u get from a “friends w benefits” with a man is a life lesson

When I ask how your day was, send the essay. I’ll read

What scares you about marriage?