Pete Crow-Armstrong credits his baseball career to the two most important people in his life - his parents 💙

“You were merely adopted by the Trump regime, I was born into it, Mr. Wayne”

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“Respect my authoritah”

If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

I don’t mind motorboating a couple sets of giant boobs, but I prefer them to be attached to women.

Dude went to the cottonmouth store, bought a bunch and took them behind his house and flung them everywhere.

Eric Swalwell when he meets a new intern

Life’s daily affirmations after 40. Monday-calf strain Tuesday-rib muscle pull while standing up Wednesday-toilet sneeze and pull back muscle Thursday-grab something off shelf and hurt rotator cuff Friday-wake up with neck strain for no reason. Weekend-heal Rinse and repeat

Time to do the funniest thing ever!!

This was the first message I got about a very elderly dog. She’d been hit by a car and wasn’t being treated well locally. You won’t believe just how good she's looking today. (1/5)

8 years ago, my friend Anne lost her son Nolan to suicide. Nolan was in excruciating physical pain that no one could explain at the time. it was constant, severe physical suffering. Anne has blamed herself every single day since, and her heart still breaks. As her friend,

When things start to unravel… they hit the town and change the narrative. 🎬 Boys’ Night Out — 1 minute of pure distraction. Starring: Ruben Gallego ✨ Eric Swalwell ✨ Tony Gonzalez ✨ Follow for more. #DepartmentOfDistraction

AAAAAAAAAAHH…….wrong hole

I want to play a game

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Three Year Letterman Giorgia Meloni ASPCA Pet Insurance Ford Trucks "Primo Ministro, abbiamo perso il Cacca Di Gatto."