So it's been a while... maybe I should try to get to inbox zero again.

Bought an $18 mouse, and Staples offered a 3yr warranty for $5. How silly is that Dave Ramsey?

Describes most nights, TBH.

The madness we’re experiencing right now is a cult of personality, the same dear leader worship that powers nightmare dictatorships. This is what we’ve been warning about and it is in full psychotic bloom.

#TrumpIsNotWell

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

💬 A message to our friends at Scuderia Ferrari HP and to the famous tifosi. 🇮🇹 𝘜𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘰 𝘢𝘪 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪 𝘥𝘪 𝘚𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘍𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘦 𝘢𝘪 𝘴𝘶𝘰𝘪 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘪 𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘴𝘪. #AdiosCarlos 🧡

I have found a new, and even easier way to make fries. Start with baked potatoes, cut them into fries, and fry in hot oil.

That doesn’t even look like a giant phone anymore.

I need to sign an ecard... which classically terrible typeface should I use?

Michael J. Tardiff @melosomateo Jason Laxdal Coined the term "big stick scrum master" and, ime, it's been a pervasive misconception of the role for at least a decade. In 2011 we started having SMs come to lean coffee asking "How do I make the team self-organize properly?" This meant "do what I want"

Is Covid the amuse-bouche for WWIII?

Cancel the Russian GP.

Two tracks into Ibibio Sound Machine’s “Electricity” album… so far, fantastic! open.spotify.com/album/0TJe1zao…

We did it everyone. We flattened the curve by Easter.

Hey, OpenSourceBandNames: Band Without Vowels and their tribute band Vand Without Bowels

Good music, not silence, but otherwise spot on x.com/RebeccaSlatkin…

Dear NBC Olympics & Paralympics & NBC Entertainment I'm sure programming is hard, but when you tell my TiVo there's canoe/kayak deliver it.

@zhubert meals on wheels has no measurable positive results. Except fewer hungry/starving/malnourished people.